What’s up, dudes and dudettes? Let’s take a trip to Babyland General Hospital with special guest Julia Colburn from ‘Tis the Podcast! We talk BunnyBees, Col. Casey, and all things Cabbage Patch Kids! Did you know there was a Cabbage Patch Christmas special? It’s pretty bonkers! Oh yeah! Garbage Pail Kids get a mention too!
Synopsis
The Cabbage Patch Kids are getting ready for Christmas when Xavier Roberts teaches them about Christmas spirit. Desiring to know more about this peculiar spirit, they venture out of the patch to visit the city. As they escape, they run into Lavendar MacDade and her henchmen Cabbage Jack and Beau Weasel! After escaping via Christmas tree (don’t ask), they finally make it to the city!
Of course, they immediately run into carbon copies of the MacDade gang named Bertha, Gus, and Fingers. The kids find the city full of Santas, carolers, and toys. After a brief bout with traffic, a childless couple helps them out. The husband drops his wallet, and the kids try unsuccessfully to return it.
After running from the pickpockets again, the kids hide in a random house with a lonely girl. Jenny, a handicapped orphan, was left alone for Christmas, decorating a coat roack. The kids know the couple would adopt her and sneak her out. The pickpockets then spot them and chase them into a park. The pickpockets get the wallet, but the police arrive and save the day!
The man and woman are so happy that they not only adopt Jenny, but also take Paula Louise with them too! The rest of the kids go home for Christmas, and the next day the man and woman send them all presents. Yay! Happy ending!
Stork caretaker? Check. Adorable little orphan girl? Yup. Two sets of criminal trios? Definitely! So grab your army helmet, run past the waterfall, and find the Christmas spirit with this episode!
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